Writing Prompt " The game show host"

I wrote these to be lyrics to a song I don’t want to finish.

Bob Freakin’ Barker, Spayed and Neutered/

When He’s Schoolin’ cats on games, Big wheel gets tutored/

Lovelies straight showin’ cost, White haired old man Playin’ boss/

I will bid one dollar on on a year supply of dental floss/

Slick man Slick man put that skinny mic up to your face/

I will be exactly right when I win the showcase/